We set off for a camping spot for friday night at Breitenbush



At 5.5 miles along the trail, the valley where we were camping came into view. It looked like a quaint Swiss Village in the Alps. It definately wasn't any warmer there though. A cold Canadian front was moving in, freezing our noses and fingers. It was okay though. We had found our campsite and Adam was preparing our fire to keep us warm and toasty.
This is Adam making our fire.

Enter Williamette National Forest ranger.
Ranger: "Hi - Ranger Service".
Us: Hello.
R: "You can't have fires in Jeff Park".
U: Huh? I called the contact # in our guide book
and the lady there told me of NO fire restrictions.
R: "Oh really? Sorry".
U: And this fire pit was already here with a burnt
log in it.
R: "Really? Well, I still have to write you a
ticket".
U: But we didn't see any signs at the trailhead on
our way in....
R: "Sorry guys. If it were up to me, I wouldn't
write it, but I have to. You can contest it..."
(bla-bla-bla...turns out she wrote us a dang ticket for $250. can you believe it? and in a frenzy to put out the fire he had just got going, adam dumped on it all of our clean drinking water. when he went to the lake to use our pump filter to get us more clean water, he discovered it was BROKEN. we had to boil anything we wanted to drink now AND we had no fire to keep us warm in this steadily dropping alpine air).
So we were 0 - 3 against the odds with this trip. We were so cold we spent the majority of the evening in our tent playing cards and drinking whiskey. It didn't break our spirits though.


I guess you could say for only $250 per night, you can get a room with this view.
Check out my glacial ice climbing skills.

Just kidding. This is the hike back through the semi-permanent snow fields. We were a little loopy. I should also mention that on the morning we woke up to pack up and hike back to our car, it was probably in the upper 20 degrees and snowing. Maybe we shoulda stayed home and drank beer.....?
- Oatmeal, couscous, peanut butter, bagels, dried fruit and instant coffee: $12.50
- Tank of gas for car ride: $54.00
- Pint of Jim Beam: $8.95
- Seeing the look on Adam's face when he returns from the lake with frothy lake water in our drinking bottles: PRICELESS!
1 comment:
oh my god. really? this is your weekend? did you ever stop to think about bears...unabombers...rabid raccoons? the whiskey part i can relate to, but other than that...i'm totally lost. this weekend i went to brunch and watched reruns of sheer genius. good times.
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